The Ideal Kitchen-sink Novel: Throw In Everything

The Rich Can Buy Everything But Health, Virtue, Friendship, Wit, Good Looks, Love, Pride, Intelligence, Grace, And, If You Need It, Happiness.

I Was Once Invited To Take Part In A Heroic, Possibly Fatal Enterprise, But I Declined, Mainly On Account Of Sloth.

Henry James Was Our Master Of Periphrasis -- The Fine Art Of Saying As Little As Possible In The Greatest Number Of Words.

We Should Restore The Practice Of Dueling. It Might Improve Manners Around Here.

When The Situation Is Desperate, It Is Too Late To Be Serious. Be Playful.