The Idea Of Having A Large Family,

It's So Obvious The Weather Channel Is Pro Hurricane. Fair And Balanced My Ass.

You Wanna Know How Good Bacon Is? To Improve Other Food, They Wrap It In Bacon.

You Can Never Find The Right Bowling Ball. This One's Too Heavy. This One's Good But Its Pink!

My Wife And I, We Work Together. And We Wrote This Book, "dad Is Fat." And In The Book, I Was Encouraged Constantly By My Editor To Be More Personal And Talk About More Personal Experiences.

There's Something About Being A Parent That Has, I Think, Made Me A Better Comedian.