The Humour Of Dostoievsky Is The Humour

There Was Once A Professor Of Law Who Said To His Students. When You Are Fighting A Case, If You Have Facts On Your Side Hammer Them Into The Jury, And If You Have The Law On Your Side Hammer It Into The Judge. But If You Have Neither The Facts Nor The Law, Asked One Of His Listeners? Then Hammer The Hell Into The Table, Answered The Professor.

Money Is Like A Sixth Sense Without Which You Cannot Make A Complete Use Of The Other Five.

Men Have Ascribed To God Imperfections That They Would Deplore In Themselves.

No Woman Is Worth More Than A Fiver Unless You're In Love With Her. Then She's Worth All She Costs You.

Sherry, The Civilized Drink.