The Higher Up I Went, The Less

I Have A Very Good Life, A High Quality Of Life. I Have Both Money And Time. No One Has That.

Listen, Here It Is: Technically, I Never Quit. I'm Seven Years Late For Work.

If Someone Sits And Stares At You While You Eat, You Won't Even Eat The Way You Normally Do, Because It'll Make You So Uncomfortable. If I Look At My Dog When He's Eating, He Will Look At Me Like, "dave, I Will Bite You. What Are You Looking At? I'm Trying To Eat." It's Something That Dehumanizes A Person, Being On Display Like That.

You Can't Get Unfamous. You Can Get Infamous But You Can't Get Unfamous.

I Don't Do Any Jokes That Old. I Might Have Maybe One Or Two Jokes From High School That I Still Do.