The Hearts Of Great Men Can Be

To Be Loved, You Have To Be Nice To People, Everyday. But To Be Hated, You Don't Have To Do Squat!

Wine Can Of Their Wits The Wise Beguile, Make The Sage Frolic, And The Serious Smile

Young People Are Thoughtless As A Rule.

It Is Wrong To Sorrow Without Ceasing.

A Woman Is A Lot Like A Refrigerator. Six Feet Tall, 300 Pounds...it Makes Ice.