The Hardest Thing About Writing Is Writing.

I Don't Write A Word Of The Article Until I Have The Lead. It Just Sets The Whole Tone - The Whole Point Of View. I Know Exactly Where I'm Going As Soon As I Have The Lead.

So, Twice A Week, I Go To A Beauty Salon And Have My Hair Blown Dry. It’s Cheaper By Far Than Psychoanalysis, And Much More Uplifting.

No Man Can Be Friends With A Woman He Finds Attractive. He Always Wants To Have Sex With Her. Sex Is Always Out There. Friendship Is Ultimately Doomed And That Is The End Of The Story.

Summer Bachelors, Like Summer Breezes, Are Never As Cool As They Pretend To Be.

In Fact, Looking Back, It Seems To Me That I Was Clueless Until I Was About 50-years-old.