The Hardest Part Of Growing Up Is

O, To Be Sure, We Laugh Less And Play Less And Wear Uncomfortable Disguises Like Adults, But Beneath The Costume Is The Child We Always Are, Whose Needs Are Simple, Whose Daily Life Is Still Best Described By Fairy Tales.

You Understand People Better If You Look At Them-no Matter How Old Or Impressive Or Important They May Be-as If They Were Children. For Most Men Never Mature; They Simply Grow Taller.

The Love Of Money Is The Source Of An Enormous Amount Of Good; The Fact That The Good Is A By-product Of The Selfish Pursuit Of Riches Has Nothing To Do With Its Indisputable Value.

If You Are Going To Do Something Wrong, At Least Enjoy It.

The Only Thing I Can Say About W. C. Fields ... Is This: Any Man Who Hates Dogs And Babies Can't Be All Bad.