The Harder You Work, The Luckier You

I Am Tired Of All These Golfers Who Are Happy With Second Place. The Only One Who Will Like You If You Come In Second Place Is Your Wife And Your Dog. And That Is Only If You Have A Good Wife And A Good Dog.

It's A Marriage. If I Had To Choose Between My Wife And My Putter, Well, I'd Miss Her.

The More I Practise, The Luckier I Become

The Ideal Build For A Golfer Would Be Strong Hands, Big Forearms, Thin Neck, Big Thighs And A Flat Chest. He'd Look Like Popeye.

I Think That If People Would Be Willing To Grow Some Of Their Own Food Or Eat Locally Grown Organic Foods On A Regular Basis We Could Significantly Decrease The Amount Of Harmful Chemicals We Pump Into Our Soil Every Day.