The Harder You Work, The Luckier You

You Can Always Speak With Great Authority On How Well You Played Today, But Never On How You'll Play Tomorrow.

I Am Tired Of All These Golfers Who Are Happy With Second Place. The Only One Who Will Like You If You Come In Second Place Is Your Wife And Your Dog. And That Is Only If You Have A Good Wife And A Good Dog.

The Pressure Gets Worse The Older You Get. The Hole Starts To Look The Size Of A Bayer Aspirin.

I Always Said That If They Have A Golf Course Like This In Heaven, I Want To Be The Head Pro.

When You Play The Game For Fun, It's Fun. When You Play It For A Living, It's A Game Of Sorrows.