The Guitar's Not All That Expensive Either,

There's Two Kind Of Cherries, And Two Kind Of Fairies, And Two Kind Of Mothers I'm Told.

I'm Proud To Be An Oakie From Muskogee, A Place Where Even Squares Can Have A Ball. We Still Wave Old Glory Down At The Courthouse And White Lightning's Still The Biggest Thrill Of All.

I Haven't Had Any Problems With My Back Since I Got The Foot Surgery.

We're Bar Room Buddies And We're The Best Kind, Nobody Messes With That Friend Of Mine. Chug-a-lug-a-lug-a-lugga, Bar Room Buddy Of Mine.

I've Got One Young Family By The First Wife, With Four Children.