The Greatest Leading Man, In My Opinion,

When I Got The Script For Memento, I Read It And I Got Killed Off On Page One And I Fired My Agent.

What The Hell Did I Do In The 80's? Midnight Run. A Perfect Movie. Just A Perfect Movie.

They've Been Talking About Pi, Which I Haven't Seen, They've Been Comparing It To Usual Suspects, Sixth Sense, And Fight Club, And I Didn't See That Either.

I've Been Very Successful Doing Voices In Movies. I Did Olive, The Other Reindeer, With Drew Barrymore, And I Did Cats And Dogs. My Children Came To Some Of The Sessions.

There Aren't Any Small Parts, Only Small Paychecks.