The Greatest Happiness Is Family Happiness.

There's A Very Positive Relationship Between People's Ability To Accomplish Any Task And The Time They're Willing To Spend On It.

For Some Reason, We See Divorce As A Signal Of Failure, Despite The Fact That Each Of Us Has A Right, And An Obligation, To Rectify Any Other Mistake We Make In Life.

Any Man Who Watches More Than Three Consecutive Football Games On Tv In One Day Can Be Declared Legally Dead.

... No Matter How Great The Differences Are Between Men And Women, The Differences Among Members Of The Same Sex Are Usually Equally Great If Not Greater.

The Only People Who Don't Make Mistakes Are The People Who Don't Do Anything.