The Great Thing About Reading For Quentin

Claiming That Someone's Marriage Is Against Your Religion Is Like Being Angry At Someone For Eating A Donut Because You're On A Diet.

Every Once In A While You Definitely Have To Film Someone For Half An Hour Saying Something That You Do Not Think Is Funny Because For The Previous Two Hours They Said A Bunch Of Stuff That You Think Is Really Funny.

They [seth Rogen And Evan Goldberg] Thought Of This Brilliant Pot, Or Whatever, Movie [pineapple Express], An Action Movie And I Guess They Figured In A Small Role For A Blonde. And They Say That I Did My Part Well. I Added Tears To The Movie.

I Was, Like, A Brown Belt, Which Is Pretty Good. I Entered A Tournament Once, And I Punched The Guy In The Throat And Got Disqualified. I Realized - I Don't Know If You're Familiar With "karate Kid," But The Bad Guys In That Are Called Cobra Kai, And They're, Like, The Evil Karate Guys. And Then When I Went To The Tournament, I Realized That's What We Were; We Were Like The Cobra Kai Of The Jewish Karate Community.

I Knew I Just Loved Comedy, And I Think It Was My Parents Who Initially Brought Up The Notion Of Me Trying To Do Stand-up. I Think I Actually Tried Writing Jokes Just At Home, Just Kind Of Sitting Around. But It Seemed Like A Very Real Way To Step Into The World Of Comedy. I Felt I Could Do It, So Why Not?