The Great Thing About Being A Novelist

The Worst Thing A Girl Can Do Is Trail After A Boy When A Love Affair Is Dead.

Maybe My Identity's Been Stolen. Or Maybe I Was Sleep-shopping!

You Know What Hans Told Me Last Week?" She Says As I Open The Door Of My Fitting Room. "he Told Me To Write Down A List Of Everything I Wanted To Say About That Women-and Then Tear It Up. He Said I'd Feel A Sense Of Freedom." "oh Right," I Say Interestedly. "so What Happened?" "i Wrote It All Down," Says Laurel. "and Then I Mailed It To Her!

Great. Just Great. One Glimpse Of His Body And I Have A Full-blown Crush. I Honestly Thought I Was A Bit Deeper Than That.

A Divorce Is Like A Controlled Explosion. Everyone On The Outside Is Ok.