The Great Source Of Pleasure Is Variety.

There Mark What Ills The Scholar's Life Assail, Toil, Envy, Want, And Patron.

Wine Gives A Man Nothing... It Only Puts In Motion What Had Been Locked Up In Frost.

I Have No More Pleasure In Hearing A Man Attempting Wit And Failing, Than In Seeing A Man Trying To Leap Over A Ditch And Tumbling Into It

The Happiest Part Of A Man's Life Is What He Passes Lying Awake In Bed In The Morning.

I Have Always Said The First Whig Was The Devil.