The Great Gatsby, The Finest Novel Ever

[i] Played A Little Softball, But There Was Nowhere On The Field It Was Safe For Me To Be.

Have Never Been A Minor League Fan.

I Became Exclusively An American League Fan When They Instituted The Dh Rule, And Will Remain So Until The National League Moves Out Of The Dark Ages.

Heroes Don't Need To Talk About What They Did.

Read! Read! Read! And Then Read Some More. When You Find Something That Thrills You, Take It Apart Paragraph By Paragraph, Line By Line, Word By Word, To See What Made It So Wonderful. Then Use Those Tricks Next Time You Write.