The Golden Globes Are Fun. The Oscars

How Can Anybody Hate Nurses? Nobody Hates Nurses. The Only Time You Hate A Nurse Is When They're Giving You An Enema.

And Then The Conditions Of Safety - Or Lack Of Safety - For Teachers In Public Schools, And The Disparity Between Public Schools And Private Schools Is Shameful.

The Highest Level Of Sexual Excitement Is In A Monogamous Relationship.

Marriage Requires A Special Talent, Like Acting. Monogamy Requires Genius.

Women Are A Problem, But If You Haven't Already Guessed, They Are The Kind Of Problem I Enjoy Wrestling With.