The Glory Of The Garden Lies In

If The Aunt Of The Vicar Has Never Touched Liquor, Watch Out When She Finds The Champagne.

Oh, East Is East, And West Is West, And Never The Twain Shall Meet, Till Earth And Sky Stand Presently At God’s Great Judgment Seat; But There Is Neither East Nor West, Border, Nor Breed, Nor Birth, When Two Strong Men Stand Face To Face, Tho’ They Come From The Ends Of The Earth!

And The Talk Slid North, And The Talk Slid South With The Sliding Puffs From The Hookah-mouth; Four Things Greater Than All Things Are Women And Horses And Power And War.

God Could Not Be Everywhere, And Therefore He Made Mothers.

I Always Prefer To Believe The Best Of Everybody, It Saves So Much Trouble.