The Girl's Lover Was Gone, But His

It Is A Hundred-year-old Witch Book, Bound In Human Skin And Probably Written In Ancient Cum...you Lick It!

Nothing Is Static. Even The Mona Lisa Is Falling Apart. Since Fight Club, I Can Wiggle Half The Teeth In My Jaw. Maybe Self-improvement Isn't The Answer. Maybe Self-destruction Is The Answer.

More Than One Side? You're Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Jackass!

A Moment Is All You Can Expect From Perfection.

The Best Fights Don't Occur Between Strangers. They Occur Between Friends Who Trust Each Other.