The French Couldn't Hate Us Any More

I Don't Make Jokes. I Just Watch The Government And Report The Facts.

America Is A Great Country, But You Can't Live In It For Nothing.

Political Elections Are A Good Deal Like Marriages, There's No Accounting For Anyone's Taste.

There Is Nothing That Sets A Nation Back As Far In Civilization As Prosperity.

A President Just Can't Make Much Showing Against Congress. They Lay Awake Nights, Thinking Up Things To Be Against The President On.