The First Light Had Cast The First

Talking To Oneself, I Have Often Thought, Is The Best Way To Be Sure Of Intelligent And Witty Conversation.

The First Light Had Cast The First Shadow.

Whatever You Do, Make Sure You Go Right To The Top, Because You Sure As Hell Can't Piss Upwards On People.

We Tell Our Children They're Trapped Like Rats On A Doomed, Bankrupt, Gangster-haunted Planet With Dwindling Resources, With Nothing To Look Forward To But Rising Sea Levels And Imminent Mass Extinctions, Then Raise A Disapproving Eyebrow When, In Response, They Dress In Black, Cut Themselves With Razors, Starve Themselves, Gorge Themselves, Or Kill One Another.

I'm A Fan Myself, So I Try To Write The Kind Of Comics I Want To Read.