The Fight Against Bad English Is Not

Donkeys Live A Long Time. None Of You Has Ever Seen A Dead Donkey.

Whatever Is Funny Is Subversive, Every Joke Is Ultimately A Custard Pie... A Dirty Joke Is A Sort Of Mental Rebellion.

When The White Man Turns Tyrant, It Is His Own Freedom That He Destroys

If It Is Possible To Cut A Word Out, Always Cut It Out

If You Set Yourself To It, You Can Live The Same Life, Rich Or Poor. You Can Keep On With Your Books And Your Ideas. You Just Got To Say To Yourself, "i'm A Free Man In Here" - He Tapped His Forehead - "and You're All Right.