The Expert At Anything Was Once A

Age Is Not Important Unless You're A Cheese.

When Charles First Saw Our Child Mary, He Said All The Proper Things For A New Father. He Looked Upon The Poor Little Red Thing And Blurted, "she's More Beautiful Than The Brooklyn Bridge."

One Has To Grow Up With Good Talk In Order To Form The Habit Of It.

Egocentrics Are Attracted To The Inept. It Gives Them One More Excuse For Patting Themselves On The Back.

We Relish News Of Our Heroes, Forgetting That We Are Extraordinary To Somebody Too.