The English Should Give Ireland Home Rule

Everyone Wants To Vote For The Best And Most Qualified Man, But He Never Runs For Office.

You Have To Have A Serious Streak In You, Or You Can't See The Funny Side Of The Other Fellow.

About All I Can Say For The United States Senate Is That It Opens With A Prayer And Closes With An Investigation.

Under Capitalism Man Exploits Man; Under Socialism The Reverse Is True.

I Love A Dog. He Does Nothing For Political Reasons.