The English Contribution To World Cuisine: The

The Americans Are Just More Enthusiastic And More Likely To Engage In Hyperbole.

You Can't Make Christ Funny. He's Self-aware, He's Too Flexible Within The Situation. It's Rigidity, It's When The Ego Takes Over And The Behavior Becomes Inappropriate That It Becomes Funny.

When People Quote Sketches To Me, Half The Time I Don't Know What They're Talking About So I Have To Sort Of Go, Aha, Yes, Oh Yep, I Remember That And Lie My Way Out Of It.

I Wish You Wusses Would Stop Whining About Your Unhappiness. I'm Really Fed Up With It. Pour Yourself A Scotch And Pull Yourself Together. Go Out And Shoot Something!

Don't Let Anyone Tell You What You Ought To Like... Some Wines That Some Experts Think Are Absolutely Exquisite Don't Appeal To Me At All.