The Emotionally Intelligent Person Is Skilled In

I've Figured Out My Learning Curve. I Can Look At Something And Somehow Know Exactly How Long It Will Take For Me To Learn It.

Whenever They Say It Can’t Be Done, Remind Them That They Make A Jellybean That Tastes Exactly Like Popcorn.

I Look Away At Car Crashes, And I Know People Who Look Away At Car Crashes, Because It Makes Us Uncomfortable To Watch Other People In Pain.

Sometimes You Tell Someone To Never Call You Again; And Then The Phone Rings And You Hope It's Them - It's The Most Twisted Logic Of All Time.

I'm Not Deluded Enough To Think That Everyone Who Knows My Name Is A Listener. You Know, I Hope That Part Of That Interest - Part Of That Public Interest - Has To Do With Me Still Making Records That People Like.