The Easiest Way To Lose Something Is

Look On The Bright Side; That's One Bullet That's Not Going To Hit Me.

I Always Encourage Over-tipping If You Can Afford It Because Share The Wealth.

I Never Really Understood All The Hype, Until I Got One Of My Own.

First I Took A Crap On The Hooker's Chest, Then I Told Her I'd Pay Her A Thousand Dollars To Eat It. She Was Addicted To Crack, So Of Course She Did It. It Was So Gross, Though, It Made Her Throw Up, So I Said I'd Pay Her Another Thousand To Lick All That Up, Too. She Started To, But For Some Reason She Started Crying As She Was Doing It, Saying, 'i Went To College! I Have A Degree!' Oh Man, It Was Hilarious. I Don't Know If It Was Technically Sex Because I Just Beat Off On Her Face, But Definitely One Of My Most Intense Orgasms.

I Love 'scrubs.' It's The Best Day Job In The World.