The Earth Is Like The Breasts Of

When I Was Twelve Years Old I Thought Up An Odd Trinity: Namely, God The Father, God The Son, And God The Devil. My Inference Wasthat God, In Contemplating Himself, Created The Second Person Of The Godhead; But That, In Order To Be Able To Contemplate Himself, He Had To Contemplate, And Thus To Create, His Opposite.--with This I Began To Do Philosophy.

If Ye Would Go Up High, Then Use Your Own Legs! Do Not Get Yourselves Carried Aloft; Do Not Seat Yourselves On Other People's Backs And Heads!

A Man Who Whinnies With Noisy Laughter, Surpasses All The Animals In Vulgarity.

The Philosopher Caught In The Nets Of Language.

There Is A Rollicking Kindness That Looks Like Malice.