The Distrust Of Wit Is The Beginning

Say What You Like About My Bloody Murderous Government,' I Says, 'but Don't Insult Me Poor Bleedin' Country.

Grand Opera Is A Form Of Musical Entertainment For People Who Hate Music.

The Earth Is Real. Only A Fool, Milking His Cow, Denies The Cow's Reality.

Women: We Cannot Love Them All. But We Must Try.

When I Hear The Word 'culture', I Reach For My Checkbook.