The Difference Between One Man And Another

If One Might Wish For Impossibilities, I Might Then Wish That My Children Might Be Well Versed In Physical Science, But In Due Subordination To The Fulness And Freshness Of Their Knowledge On Moral Subjects. ... Rather Than Have It The Principal Thing In My Son's Mind, I Would Gladly Have Him Think That The Sun Went Round The Earth, And That The Stars Were So Many Spangles Set In The Bright Blue Firmament.

I Didn't Quit Football Because I Failed A Drug Test, I Failed A Test Because I Was Ready To Quite Football.

My Wife's Nagging Is Like Living Near The Airport. After A While You Don't Notice It Any More.

When You Work With Your Wife You Really Have No "me" Time, Or Place To Get Away And Be With The Guys, Because You're At Work All Day Together, And Then You're At Home, And You Have This Other Public Life.

Environmentalists Have A Very Conflicted Relationship With Their Cars.