The Deal Looks Bad And Smells Worse.

No Matter How You Rearrange President Obama's Inner Circle, It Still Looks, Smells And Tastes Like A Rotten Chicago Deep-dish Pizza.

When Bureaucrats Talk About Increasing Our 'access' To X, Y Or Z, What They're Really Talking About Is Increasing Exponentially Their Control Over Our Lives. As It Is With The Government Health Care Takeover, So It Is With The Newly Approved Government Plan To 'increase' Internet 'access.'

Try Walking The Halls Of Congress. It's Abercrombie & Fitch Meets The Hair Club For Men. Lots Of Really Photogenic Young People Kissing Up To Lots Of Insufferable Blowhards. Separated By One Or Two Generations, Most Of These Players Have Only One Real Thing In Common: They Have Never Been Weaned From The Public Teat. The Closest They've Ever Come To Meeting A Payroll Is When They Come Together To Spend Everyone Else's Payroll Taxes.

At The Dawn Of His Administration, President Obama Opined: 'a Democracy Requires Accountability, And Accountability Requires Transparency.' Magical Rays Of White-hot Sunlight Emanated From His Media-manufactured Halo. And Then Bureaucratically Engineered Darkness Settled Over The Land.

Barack Obama And Jimmy Hoffa Are Like Tweedledum And Tweedledee, Lady Gaga And Hype, The 'jersey Shore' Cast And Hairspray: Inseparable. The President Can No More Disown The Teamsters Union's Leader Than He Can Disown His Own Id.