The Dead Won’t Hurt You, Shahara. Only

You’re So Beautiful. I Wish I’d Seen You As A Child. (acheron) You Didn’t Miss Much. I Had Buck Teeth And Stringy Hair. (kat)

Let Me Guess. The Big One Is Due In On The North Shore? (dante) Yes. So Let’s Make This Quick. I Have A Board, A Wave, And A Babe With My Name On Them And I Would Like To Take Advantage Of All Three. (savitar)

The Point Is, Sin Is Now Going To Try To Overthrow Me Again And Take My Place. Do You Know What That Means? (artemis) There Will Be Much Rejoicing? (kat)

And As I Recall, You Told Me To Shut Up. (acheron) I’m An Asshole. I Admit It. I’ve Been Going To Weekly Assholes Anonymous Meetings, But It Takes A Long Time To Undo A Few Thousand Years Of Habit. And To Think You Have Even More Years To Undo Than Me. (zarek)

When Someone Is Drowning And You Try To Save Them, They're More Likely To Drown You Before You Pull Them Out.