The Day That I Ever Become Hip...

As Most People Know, I Am A Vampire, So I Have No Reflection. Every Day, I Paste A Picture Of Someone Else On The Mirror.

I Know You're Looking For A Ruby In A Mountain Of Rocks, But There Ain't No Coupe De Ville Hiding At The Bottom Of A Cracker Jack Box.

If You Want My Views Of History, There's Something You Should Know. The Three Men I Admire The Most Are Curly, Larry, And Mo.

The Angels Had Guitars Before They Had Wings.

A Lot Of Actors, They Know The Camera's There, And If Somebody Moves Around Or Makes Noise Or Whatever Then They Get All Distracted, But I Pretty Much Lock In. You Can't Distract Me Too Much.