The Cynics Are Right Nine Times Out

Great Artists Are Modest Almost As Seldom As They Are Faithful To Their Wives.

There Is Only One Honest Impulse At The Bottom Of Puritanism, And That Is The Impulse To Punish The Man With A Superior Capacity For Happiness.

If All The Lawyers Were Hanged Tomorrow, And Their Bones Were Sold To A Mah Jong Factory, We'd All Be Freer And Safer, And Our Taxes Would Be Reduced By Almost A Half.

The First Rotarian Was The First Man To Call John The Baptist Jack.

I Detest Converts Almost As Much As I Do Missionaries.