The Critical Period Of Matrimony Is Breakfast-time.

A Man Who Has Made Up His Mind On A Given Subject Twenty-five Years Ago And Continues To Hold His Political Opinions After He Has Been Proved To Be Wrong Is A Man Of Principle; While He Who From Time To Time Adapts His Opinions To The Changing Circumstances Of Life Is An Opportunist.

The Portions Of A Woman Which Appeal To Man's Depravity Are Constructed With Considerable Care.

This High Official, All Allow, Is Grossly Overpaid; There Wasn't Any Board, And Now There Isn't Any Trade.

My Ball Is In A Bunch Of Fern, A Jolly Place To Be; An Angry Man Is Close Astern- He Waves His Club At Me. Well, Let Him Wave-the Sky Is Blue; Go On, Old Ball, We Are But Two-we May Be Down In Three, Or Nine-or Ten-or Twenty-five-it Matters Not; To Be Alive, Is Good Enough For Me.

Justice Should Be Cheap But Judges Expensive.