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Why Aren't You Signed Up For The 401k? I'd Never Be Able To Run That Far.

When Virtual Reality Gets Cheaper Than Dating, Society Is Doomed.

I Should Have Written That Down. - Dilbert

Dilbert: I'm Obsessed With Inventing A Perpetual Motion Machine. Most Scientists Think It's Impossible, But I Have Something They Don't. Dogbert: A Lot Of Spare Time? Dilbert: Exactly.

The Best Part About Being My Age Is In Knowing How My Life Worked Out.