The City Is Not A Concrete Jungle,

This Unusual And Highly Successful Species Spends A Great Deal Of Time Examining His Higher Motives And An Equal Amount Of Time Ignoring His Fundamental Ones.

As Long As The Human Race Is Able To Concern Itself With More Than Mere Survival, Soccer Will Have Its Place.

The Roots Of Our Soccer Tribe Lie Deep In Our Primeval Past.

The Female Covers Her Breasts, And Then Proceeds To Redefine Their Shape With A Brassiere. This Sexual Signaling Device May Be Padded Or Inflatable, So That It Not Only Reinstates The Concealed Shape, But Also Enlarges It, Imitating In This Way The Breast Swelling That Occurs During Sexual Arousal.

Biologically Speaking, If Something Bites You It's More Likely To Be Female.