The Catholic Church Has A Tough New

People Are Kind Of Upset With British Petroleum Ceo Tony Hayward. Over The Weekend, He Was Out On His Yacht. And When President Obama Found Out That Tony Hayward Was On His Yacht, He Was So Angry, He Missed A Putt.

The Winner Of The Westminster Dog Show Gets To Drink Champagne - Out Of The Toilet.

The Mayor Of Sochi Is Now Saying That There Are No Gay People In Sochi. So The Only Thing That Is Flaming Over There Now Is The Olympic Torch.

Are We Sure This Is A Good Time To Take God Out Of The Pledge Of Allegiance?

My Retirement Plan Was In Place But Bernie Maidoff With My Money.