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President Bush Has Urged People To Get Back To Normal And Today Congress Announced That They Are Accepting Bribes Again.

Your Preoccupation Should Be On Doing What You Do As Well As You Can.

If Arnold Is Elected, You Know Who I'd Feel Sorry For? The People On Death Row. Imagine, You're About To Be Executed, The Governor Calls, You Think It's Your Reprieve, And You Hear 'hasta La Vista, Baby.'

For The First Time In History, Sex Is More Dangerous Than The Cigarette Afterward.

The Democratic Convention Is $27 Million In Debt. They Had To Cancel The Kick-off Event At The Charlotte Motor Speedway. A Speedway Is The Perfect Place For The Democratic Convention. You Go Around In Circles, Turn Left Every Few Seconds, And You End Up Right Where You Started.