The Captain Has Just Turned On The

Once The High Priests And The Traders Took Over, We Were Lost As A Species.

I Don't Vote. We're Led To Believe We're Free Through The Exercise Of Ineffective Freedoms.

The Human Species Could Have Been Great But Instead We Became Satisfied With Lights On Our Tennis Shoes.

Comedy Is Grievances. It's A Recitation Of Grievances - Whether They're Inconsequential, Superficial - Like "my Wife Shops Too Much", Or "kids Today", All Those Old-fashioned Themes - Or, If It's Deeper, And Somewhat More Thoughtful, About Social Imbalance And Inequities, And The Folly Of Human Behavior. It's Usually A Complaint.

I Couldn't Commit Suicide If My Life Depended On It.