The Bust Of Colonel Sanders Stands As

I Know My Mom Still Wears Lingerie And Jumps Out Of Closets To Scare My Dad. She's Always Joked That She Tries To Give Him A Heart Attack So She Can Get His Coin Collection. But Now She's Actually Worried That She Might Give Him A Heart Attack. And The Coin Collection May Not Exist, So She's Being Gentler On Him.

I Have To Think Of Moderation, Which Is Not A Word That's In My Vocabulary. But I Try.

I Always Think Clothes Make You Look Fat, So I Prefer To Be Naked.

The More Animal Products You Remove From Your Diet, The Better You Feel. The Difference Between Vegetarian And Vegan Is Huge. I Feel So Much Better As A Vegan.

The Bust Of Colonel Sanders Stands As A Monument To Cruelty And Has No Place In The Kentucky State Capitol.