The Bottom Line Is The Kiss Army

Finding A Good Band Is Iike Finding A Good Wife. You Got To Keep Trying Till You Find The Right One.

I Can't Even Read Notes. But I Can Teach Someone How To Make A Guitar Smoke.

My Life Has Been A Roller Coaster Ride, But Somehow I've Always Been Able To Land On My Feet And Still Play The Guitar.

When You Take A Shower In Space, You Have To Press The Water Onto Your Body To Clean Yourself, And Then You Gotta Vacuum It Off.

The Bottom Line Is The Kiss Army Is Growing By Leaps And Bounds.