The Biggest Sin Is Sitting On Your

Nail Polish Or False Eyelashes Isn't Politics. If You Have Good Politics, What You Wear Is Irrelevant. I Don't Take Dictation From The Pig-o-cratic Style Setters Who Say I Should Dress Like A Middle-aged Lady. My Politics Don't Depend On Whether My Tits Are In Or Out Of A Bra.

Any Woman Who Still Thinks Marriage Is A Fifty-fifty Proposition Is Only Proving That She Doesn't Understand Either Men Or Percentages.

There's A Difference Between Vaselining The Rapee And Catching The Rapist.

Women Are Dirt Searchers; Their Greatest Worth Is Irradicating Rings On Collars And Tables. Never Mind Real-estate Boards' Corruption And Racism, Here's Your Soapsuds. Everything She Is Doing Is Peripheral, Expendable, Crucial, And Non-negotiable. Cleanliness Is Next To Godliness.

Don't Agonise, Organise.