The Biggest Reason For Divorce Is Marriage.

I Love Money, I Love Women, I Like To Work Hard And I Don't Use Drugs.

I Voted For President Bush. I Voted For President Clinton And Although I Do Want My Vote Back, I Voted For President Obama.

Sugar-free Ice Pops Are An Invention Of God. They Hardly Have Any Calories Since They're Mostly Water. I Eat About 15 Pops Every Two Days.

My Mother Is Probably The Wisest Person I've Ever Known. She's Not Schooled, She's Not Well Read. But She Has A Philosophy Of Life That Makes Well-read People Seem Like Morons.

You Can't Start Motoring Up Life's Road Until You Get Your Buns In Gear.