The Biggest Reason For Divorce Is Marriage.

I Don't Wanna Go On Vacation. There's Nothing About It That Appeals To Me. People Look Forward To Doing That; I Look Forward To Getting Up Every Day And Doing Something.

James Bond Has A License To Kill, Rockstars Have A License To Be Outrageous. Rock Is About Grabbing People's Attention.

Rock Stars Are Idiots. You Know That! Remember This Moron Never Went To Music School, Never Learned Music Theory And Can't Read Or Write Music. So Why Not Be Suspicious Of Everything This Idiot Says?

If You're Lucky, You Don't Think In A Straight Line.

Ladies, First And Foremost: You're On Your Own. No More Rules Neatly Laid Out For You To Follow. You Have To Make Up Your Own Rules.