The Best Sentence? The Shortest.

Word-carpentry Is Like Any Other Kind Of Carpentry: You Must Join Your Sentences Smoothly.

The Dog Is A Religious Animal. In His Savage State He Worships The Moon And The Lights That Float Upon The Waters. These Are His Gods To Whom He Appeals At Night With Long-drawn Howls.

You Become A Good Writer Just As You Become A Good Joiner: By Planing Down Your Sentences.

The First Virtue Of All Really Great Men Is That They Are Sincere. They Eradicate Hypocrisy From Their Hearts.

It Is Human Nature To Think Wisely And To Act In An Absurd Fashion.