The Best Plans Are Always The Simplest.

Fiction Wouldn't Be Much Fun Without Its Fair Share Of Scoundrels, And They Have To Live Somewhere.

How Many People Want To Read About Three Disreputable Pigs And A Dopey Wolf With A Disposition Towards House Demolition?

Pretend To Be Mad And Talk A Lot. Then — And This Is The Important Bit — Do Nothing At All Until You Absolutely Have To And Then Make Sure Everyone Dies.

Mr. Pewter Led Them Through To A Library, Filled With Thousands Of Antiquarian Books. 'impressive, Eh?' 'very,' Said Jack. 'how Did You Amass All These?' 'well,' Said Pewter, 'you Know The Person Who Always Borrows Books And Never Gives Them Back?' 'yes...?' 'i'm That Person.

Prejudice Is A Product Of Ignorance That Hides Behind Barriers Of Tradition.