The Best Part Of Learning Any Profession,

I Spoke French A Bit, And I Could Speak A Bit Of This And That, And When You Were Taught Those Things By People Who Couldn't Really Do It, You Can Do Some Pretty Wonderfully, Imaginative Horrific Things To Teachers.

At Boarding School You Had To Wear Your Name Across Your Chest And Your Back, And Obviously I Had A Pretty Funny Name. It Wasn't Brown Or Smith Or Hughes.

I Had A Place In England And Was Commuting From England To Australia, Which Is Pretty Stupid, But After Two Years I Sort Of Knew What I Wanted To Do, More Or Less.

My Mother Felt It Was Time That I Had Some Parental Control, So I Went Off To America And Went To New York.

I Was Often Very, Incredibly Naughty, And If I Didn't Come Home At Tea Time I Used To Be Sent To Bed Without Any Dinner. But People Used To Bring Me Things: I Was Better Fed In Bed.