The Best Of All Medicines Is Resting

Beer Is Proof That God Wants Us To Be Happy

An Old Man In A House Is A Good Sign.

A Quarrelsome Man Has No Good Neighbours.

My Father's Little Library Consisted Chiefly Of Books In Polemic Divinity, Most Of Which I Read, And Have Since Often Regretted That, At A Time When I Had Such A Thirst For Knowledge, More Proper Books Had Not Fallen In My Way Since It Was Now Resolved I Should Not Be A Clergyman.

I Never Knew A Man Who Was Good At Making Excuses Who Was Good At Anything Else.