The Best Men Are Not Consistent In

The Best Men Are Not Consistent In Good-- Why Should The Worst Men Be Consistent In Evil.

My Hour For Tea Is Half-past Five, And My Buttered Toast Waits For Nobody.

I Am Thinking,’ He Remarked Quietly, ’whether I Shall Add To The Disorder In This Room, By Scattering Your Brains About The Fireplace.

Your Tears Come Easy, When You're Young, And Beginning The World. Your Tears Come Easy, When You're Old, And Leaving It. I Burst Out Crying.

Husbands And Wives Talk Of The Cares Of Matrimony, And Bachelors And Spinsters Bear Them.