The Best Lies Are Always At Least

Important Safety Tip - Never Look A Vampire In The Eye.

I Knew What Was Like To Finally Be Seduced By The Thing You Hunted. Mine Just Happened To Be A More Traditional Seduction. Okay, At Least I Was Still Among The Living.

Everyone Wants To Grow Up To Be A Faerie Princess. Trust Me, It's Overrated

I Think That My Vampires In General Were Influenced By My Being Allowed To Watch The Hammer Vampire Films. Vampire Circus, Also Shown As Circus Of Fear, Was One Of Those Movies

Surely Being In Love Doesn't Cause You To Lose Your Sense Of Good Taste. If I Ever Buy A Gown With Sequins On It, Someone Just Shoot Me.