The Best Laid Plans Take 40 Years

The Rank Is But The Guinea's Stamp, The Man's The Gowd For A' That.

An Honest Man Here Lies At Rest, The Friend Of Man The Friend Of Truth The Friend Of Age And Guide Of Youth. Few Hearts Like His With Virtue Warmed, Few Heads With Knowledge So Informed. If There's Another World, He Lives In Bliss. If There Is None, He Made The Best Of This.

Morality, Thou Deadly Bane,thy Tens O' Thousands Thou Has Slain!

God Help The Teacher, If A Man Of Sensibility And Genius, When A Booby Father Presents Him With His Booby Son, And Insists On Lighting Up The Rays Of Science In A Fellow's Head Whose Skull Is Impervious And Inaccessible By Any Other Way Than A Positive Fracture With A Cudgel.

All My Fears And Cares Are Of This World; If There Is Another, An Honest Man Has Nothing To Fear From It.